Macclesfield MP Sir Nicholas Winterton:
"If I was in standard-class, I would not do work because people would be looking over your shoulder the entire time, there would be noise, there would be distraction. They [standard-class passengers] are a totally different type of people - they have a different outlook on life. They may be reading a book but I doubt whether they're undertaking serious work or study, reading reports or amending reports that MPs do when they travel"

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You are in a First Aid class. The instructor has been making inappropriate gender-flavoured remarks, along the lines of 'lol, feeling up unconscious cpr recipients' and 'lol, ogling womens breasts while they practise cpr'.

He then tells an anecodote about a nurse to a 35 stone, bed ridden woman, asking about him how to best perform cpr in an emergency if she couldn't safely move her onto the floor.

His response; 'Well, wouldn't it be kinder to just let her go? 35 stone. Christ.'.

He was saying this straight; not as a joke or anything.

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Rabbit liver on toasted sourdough bread with a butter and sherry reduction. Feels good man.

next time you see me (which may not be for a while social recluse lol)

ask me to do two things:

perform 'heal the world' in sign language
moonwalk

i will comply